that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
