This girl is more easily done than said...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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