I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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