I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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