hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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