it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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