I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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