Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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