my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just high enough for therapy.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
