Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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