O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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