For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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