Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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