I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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