There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Come on in and take your pants off
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