ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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