I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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