I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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