I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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