I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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