YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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