did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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