my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have fence marks all over my body
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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