she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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