Apparently you make a good broom.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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