You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My life is pants optional.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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