I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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