If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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