Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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