FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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