how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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