If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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