Porn is love you can see.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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