We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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