I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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