belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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