Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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