have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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