You really coming over, don't trick.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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