Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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