Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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