HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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