he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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