wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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