her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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