when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
