Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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