i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I've blown a few things in my day
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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