i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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