I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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