How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
