My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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