i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
