Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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