somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He shit in the fireplace
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