i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
the liver wants what the liver wants
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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